Bite Me

commanderalexander:

after finding out that he:
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is the same age as him:
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I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

(via trust)

higheramerica:

The Devastating Effects Of Marijuana Legalization

higheramerica:

The Devastating Effects Of Marijuana Legalization

(via devilsarms)

shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

(via confirmance)

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

(via devilsarms)

bennybooboobatch:

yzma:

why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs

Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt

(Source: maryjblige, via sliceofbri)

shermsalot:

when ur team cant score and ur just like ravioli ravioli score me a goaluoli

(via that-wimpy-cowboy-doll)

hereisyourfuckingaspirin:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

HOLY FUCK

(Source: yungterra, via kattfight)

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

(via kattfight)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via herondalectable)