Bite Me

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via my-fate-cannot-be-escaped)

rebelliousvisions:

ivan-pulido:

triplecute:

thagal:

this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs

He took the time to match his shirt down to his socks down to his backpack. He’s draped in Nike and you just know he has a different color scheme for each day of the week. This level of dedication should be admired.

His pencil case match his shorts too

GLO UP

rebelliousvisions:

ivan-pulido:

triplecute:

thagal:

this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs

He took the time to match his shirt down to his socks down to his backpack. He’s draped in Nike and you just know he has a different color scheme for each day of the week. This level of dedication should be admired.

His pencil case match his shorts too

GLO UP

(Source: weformlikevoltron, via ruinedchildhood)

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

(via angelslegs)

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

(via angelslegs)

thekingofburger:

So this girl was running for class president at my school and her way of campaigning was handing out condoms with her name on them.

thekingofburger:

So this girl was running for class president at my school and her way of campaigning was handing out condoms with her name on them.

(via angelslegs)

emoij:

Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

(via justmishy)

darkknight-tactician-ayla:

12 year olds in 2007 more like

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perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via trust)

shouldnt:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!

(via confirmance)

“Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.”

At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via gretzky)

🙏

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(Source: offtheocean, via heyitscoleen)